Before we explain what makes us so radically different from everyone else, first allow us to formally salute the insomnia that has no doubt led you here.

We decided to build a company such that EVERYTHING within the institution itself could be viewed/judged metaphorically, thereby allowing the populace to better comprehend how to rectify longstanding socio-political malignancies. (Phew!)

By example, we asked ourselves: if the discrepancy between rich and poor has a negative impact on our democracy, how could WE help rectify that based on OUR company’s policies? Do we cap the amount the top person earns compared to the lowest? If we purport to give a damn about the environment, can we open the windows to provide fresh air, as well as provide plenty of natural light for everyone?  Can some employees work from home periodically, thereby reducing fossil fuels?  If we want to give back to our community, how does our company spend those funds – do we invest in political parties or lobbyists that ignore Mother Nature and the plight of most citizens, or do we instead bring folks together to collectively and open-mindedly explore the complex issues most of our species are suffering from?

Um, just in case you are wondering, we actually do all of that.

And we didn’t stop there. Even the manner by which we do business incorporates a moral compass that Reduces Equitable Mgmt’s (not its clients’!) revenue, which in turn proves our point. We chalk this up to doing “business” in a manner that behooves the overall values of a culture and its inhabitants. In this context, the justification “Hey man, it’s just business” to substantiate unethical, hypocritical behavior is relegated to that what it truly is:  Selfish. Greedy. Bullshit.

For our society and planet to be harmonious, businesses must do an end run around the legislators and AIM to do the right thing, incorporating a “socio-political line item” as the cost of rectifying America’s damaged trajectory. It is Equitable Mgmt’s belief that the immediate implementation of these revolutionary objectives will quickly influence the populace and nonviolently supersede the transnational corporations (and their “elected” proxies) who currently have such a murderous, immoral stranglehold on our planet.

Lastly, we knew none of this would add up to nuttin’ if we didn’t have the basic smarts and herculean work ethic to compete with the top tier. Fortunately, since Equitable Mgmt is all about representing our extraordinary clients with minimal conflicts of interests, as well as the discipline of an Olympic athlete, we are still here, fiscally alive and well, to go on propagandizing whoever has stayed awake long enough to read all this jazz.